tacoposey:

my mom once told me about how her friend’s daughter was once in a weird relationship with an older man who got off on paying her bills 

like he would give her a credit card and would totally find sexual pleasure in going over all the purchases she made with his money

but they hardly ever talked or saw each other

and the story still sits with me because i think that’s like fairytale kinds of magic right there

3 days ago · 99,213 notes

worldpeaces:

do you ever just want to hold someone in your arms for about 37 years

3 days ago · 383,562 notes

loushirolls:

boys in sweatpants with no underwear god grant me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change, the courage to change the things i can and the wisdom to know the difference amen

3 days ago · 134,544 notes

kfcofficial:

im not even a 2nd choice im like an 8th choice sometimes a 10th

3 days ago · 386,837 notes

methbusters:

who wants to hire me as their maid i’m not gonna clean im just gonna wear a cute maid outfit dust like 6 things and bend down a lot

3 days ago · 226,039 notes

boobslyn:

Treat me like a princess, fuck me like a porn star

3 days ago · 669 notes

fasterfood:

when u hold the door open for someone and they dont say thank you

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3 days ago · 185,580 notes